This is kind of getting old.
According to various sources, Johan Santana has been traded to the Mets in return for outfielder Chris Gomez and pitchers Phil Humber, Deolis Guerra, and Kevin Mulvey. Only time will tell if this works out or not, but I can't help feeling a tiny bit cheated over losing the best pitcher in baseball for prospects (and a few prospects with questionable at best ceilings).
Ah well, as more informed opinions come out, I'll link to them.
For now, fare thee well, Santana... There's no one better, and I'm glad you're headed to a place where we won't have to face you very often.